Terms of Use...
Wow! You actually came to this page.
Our lawyers made us include it and made us use a precious link on
our home page to get you here. At first, we thought the lawyers were
a real pain. But then we read the page. It's really important stuff.
We took the legalese the lawyers wrote and translated it into
readable English. So be a smart 'nethead' and read the stuff on this
page. It could prevent you from hearing from our lawyers, or worse
yet, from really nasty people, like prosecutors.
Here's the deal:
We run this site so that people like
you (*and people you like) can use it for personal entertainment,
information, education, communication, and cyber-gratification. So
go ahead and browse around all you like. You can even download stuff
from the site but only for non-commercial, personal use. If you do,
though, don't fool around with the copyright and other notices all
over the stuff. They're there for a really good reason. And don't
even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing,
re-posting, or anything else uncool with any of the stuff, including
the text, images, audio, and video, for public or commercial
purposes unless we give you written permission. And it's not likely
we will.
If you visit our site, you're also
legally obligated to [read: stuck with] the terms and conditions
listed below and any other law or regulation that applies to the
site, the Internet, the World Wide Web, or Los Angeles, CA. You
shouldn't access or browse the site if you have any problem with
that, because once you start, there's no turning back -- you are
bound by [*read: stuck with] the terms and conditions.
So here's the scoop on our Top Ten
Rules for Cybersurfers who hang out on our site:
1. For
everyone's sake, just assume that everything on the site is
copyrighted unless we say it's not. So you can't use the stuff
except how we say you can on this page or anywhere else on the site
without our written permission. And like we said before, it's not
likely we'll give you permission anyway. In fact, even if we wanted
to, the lawyers are likely to veto any deal anyway. So it's better
you don't even ask.
2.
While we try to include accurate stuff on the site, we're not
promising you it's accurate. In fact, we're not promising you
anything except fun and entertainment. So if you use stuff on the
site, you're using it at your own risk. Don't call us if there's a
problem because we assume no liability or responsibility for errors
or omissions on the site.
3. We
and anybody else who helped us create, produce, or deliver the site
are not liable for any damages you suffer when you use it. In
particular, the lawyers want you to know that our disclaimer
includes "direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or
punitive damages arising out of your access to, or use of, the site.
Without limiting the foregoing, everything on the site is provided
to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON
INFRINGEMENT.
Please note that some jurisdictions
may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so some of the
above exclusions may not apply to you. Check your local laws for any
restrictions or limitations regarding the exclusion of implied
warranties. " Ugh! What a mouthful from the mouthpieces. We put
all of that in quotes because we couldn't figure out any other way
to say it that the lawyers would accept. But here's the bottom line
-- we're not responsible if you're browsing around and the site
damages you or your computer or infects it with any nasty viruses.
We sure hope that doesn't happen, but if it does, don't call us.
4. If
you don't want the world to know something, don't post in on the
site in any bulletin board or anyplace else. That's because anything
you disclose to us is ours. That's right -- ours. So we can do
anything we want with the stuff you post. We can reproduce it,
disclose it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast it, and post it
someplace else. We can even send it to your mother (*as soon as we
find her address). Not only that, we can even use any ideas,
concepts, know-how, or techniques you post any way we want to,
including, developing, manufacturing and marketing products or other
stuff using the information you post.
5.
Pictures of people or places shown on the site are either our
property or someone else's property we're using with their
permission. No matter what, it's definitely not your property. You
or any of your net-friends can't use it unless we said you could on
this page or somewhere else on the site. And guess what -- we won't
say yes. So be careful, Bunky, because unauthorized use may violate
all sorts of nasty laws. Be smart, keep the stuff you download to
yourself.
6.
There's also a lot of trademarks, logos, and service marks on the
site that either we own or we're using with someone else's
permission. So don't think you have any kind of license or right to
use them, because you don't and we're not about to give you one. If
you don't leave them alone and mess with our trademarks, logos and
service marks on our site, we'll probably go ballistic, so will the
companies that own the other trademarks, logos and service marks.
That means that we're likely to sue you or to ask a prosecutor to
come after you for messing around with our property or the property
of others.
7.
You'll probably notice we've linked our site to lots of others.
While that's cool, it doesn't mean we've looked at all those sites,
much less checked them out periodically to see what's going on. So
don't blame us if some site you link to is bad or has stuff on it
that offends you or your pets. Go ahead and link, but remember,
you're doing it at your risk.
8. That
brings us to what you do on our own site. While we occasionally
listen in on chat groups, or look at the posting in our discussion
groups or on our bulletin boards, we take no responsibility and
assume no liability for the content of those locations or for any
mistakes, defamation, libel, slander, omissions, falsehoods,
obscenity, pornography, or profanity you might encounter when you
visit such places on our site. And don't be stupid by posting or
transmitting any unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory,
obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, nasty, mean, or
profane material or any material that law enforcement types may
consider a criminal offense, get someone in court on a civil
lawsuit, or for that matter violate any law -- anywhere, anytime.
While we certainly respect your privacy, we have no choice but to
fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court which
might ask us who might have posted nasty stuff on our site.
9.
Software that we use on this Site is protected by all sorts of
patriotic U.S. laws. Because of that, you can't download or send the
software to anyone in the vacation travel spots of Cuba, Iraq,
Libya, North Korea, Iran, Syria, or any other country where United
States has embargoed goods; or (*get this) to anyone on the United
States Treasury Department's list of Specially Designated Nationals,
the U.S. Commerce Department's Table of Deny Orders, or the FBI's
Most Wanted Internet Creeps List (*just kidding on the last one). As
if that were not tough enough, if you live in or are a national of
any of those lovely places, you're not even supposed to be reading
this page, so beat it!
10. We're
also allowed to change this page and anything else on the site any
time we want to. That's because it's ours and we have the
programmers who can do it. If we do change the page, then you're
bound by [*read: stuck with] those changes, too, whenever you visit
our site.
11.
If either of us wants to make something of it and wants to “sue”
(*a dirty word), then we have to follow these rules of engagement...
(*Sort of according to the Geneva Convention).
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& ManifestBest.com
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